Brittany Brannon (voiceover): Tonight... We reveal the cast of our upcoming season, along with the winners of the guest judge contest. We also shall send our fifth place couple home (more clips shown). With so many twists this week, who is going home? LIVE! This is... Dancing with the Stars!
Kendall: Hello, and Welcome to Dancing with the Stars! I'm Brittany Brannon.
Brittany: And I'm Kendall Schmidt.
Kendall: On Wednesday night, our stars learned two more new performances and really shook their stuff!
Brittany: And on Wednesday, Melanie LaPatin from So You Think You Can Dance kindly stopped by as this week's guest judge! Her comments rocked and her scores were amazing!
Kendall: Tonight, in this special two-hour episode, we eliminate our fifteenth celebrity from the competition. It's really awful to say goodbye to any one of these awesome guys!
Brittany: Also tonight, we get an analysis on all of our contestants with the help of Daunte Culpepper, Richard Petty, and Len Goodman. Lady Antebellum will perform for us. And finally, the wait is over! The cast of Season 5 of the DWTSGame will be announced!
Kendall: We obviously have too much going on (audience laughs)! So right away, let's get tonight's first results.
Brittany: Well, I'm not gonna lie, the votes we got this week were pretty wimpy. I just know we can get more votes next week! Come on guys!
Kendall: Right now, let's reveal one couple that has secured their place in the semi-finals.
Dramatic elimination theme music plays
Brittany: The first couple safe to dance next week is... (long pause; camera pan the couples) ...Cher and Maksim! (cheers; Cher hugs Maks)
Regular lighting returns
Brittany: Right now we have our musical guests here to sing a new single! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lady Antebellum! (major cheers)
Lady Antebellum performs "Just A Kiss" while Derek and Cheryl dance to it. When they're done, the audience cannot stop cheering.
Kendall: So guys, this is the thing you've been waiting for.
Brittany: Right now, our Season 5 stars are about to be announced! I'm so excited!
Kendall: Me too, Brittany. But let's just start by making an announcement. We can now reveal our GUEST JUDGE WINNERS!
Brittany: Yay, can't wait! Kendall, would you do the honors of announcing our winners?
Kendall: Absolutely! The winners of the Season 4 Guest Judge Crossword Contest are... Ethan Ferguson, Harry Lethaby, and Tony Klespis!
Brittany: Congratulations Ethan, Harry, and Tony! You are all judging your own DWTSGame episode! Hope you have fun with it!
Kendall: I'm sure they will. Another quick note... Next season we lose Val Chmerkovskiy, Peta Murgatroyd, Damian Whitewood, Jeanine Mason, Nicole Volynets and Dmitry Chaplin as pro dancers (crowd 'awws'). But out with the old and in with the new!
Brittany: Yep! Please welcome Jonathan Roberts, Neil Haskell, Ashly Costa and Liza Van Pelt, Season 5's new and returning pros! Okay, let's get this show on the road!
Kendall: Time to announce the first star. This man is currently kicking some butt on WWE's SmackDown. He is also a 1992 Olympic Athlete and winner of 2002's Arnold Strongman Classic. He is Wrestling's Predator... Mark Henry!
Mark makes a wrestling pose and sits on a stool.
Brittany: Next up we the woman with the cutest laugh in sitcom. She has played numerous TV moms such as Kitty Forman, Vicky Putney, and Alice from Seasons 4 and 5 of Friends. She is Everybody's Favorite 70's Mom... Debra Jo Rupp!
Debra excitedly waves and sits on the couch.
Kendall: Following Debra is a very talented man who has the honor of being the only rapper to ever win an Academy Award. He was also one half of the rap group, Bad Meets Evil. He is Rapping's Royalty... Eminem!
Eminem casually walks to a stool.
Brittany: Joining these guys is the woman who your children may know as the voice of Princess Fiona from the Shrek films. To you, you may know her from Charlie's Angels, Knight and Day, and Bad Teacher. She is Charlie's Angel... Cameron Diaz!
Cameron waves and sits on the couch.
Kendall: Also dancing this season is the most innapropriate man from a family show you will ever meet! He has been in Full House, America's Funniest Home Videos, and the very short-lived Surviving Suburbia. He is Full House's Funniest... Bob Saget!
Bob mocks Mark's wrestling pose and sits on a stool.
Brittany: And our final star in this group is the most beautiful Mex-American actress out there. She's been in The Other Guys, Ghost Rider, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, and 2 Fast 2 Furious. She is the World's Sexiest Woman... Eva Mendes!
Eva flips her hair and walks to the couch.
Kendall: Let's start our breif Q&A. I'll ask a question. Eminem, you're a musical bad-boy, what makes you want to do ballroom dancing?
Eminem: I love to take risks, and do something new, so this is just a whole new experience.
Brittany: Let's go to the audience. We have a question from Catt Sadler with E! News.
Catt Sadler: Thanks! Cameron, you have a tight schedule, but how are you gonna be able to juggle your acting work and this?
Cameron: It's easy. From now this is 95% of my life! I can't wait to dance, it's gonna be amazing!
Kendall: Thanks for the question, Catt. Now it's time to go back to the results, but join us later when our next six couples are announced!
Brittany: Earlier, we announced that Cher had reserved her spot in the semi-finals.
Kendall: Let's reveal the next couple who has been saved for the semi-finals.
Dramatic elimination theme music plays
Kendall: The next couple safe to dance in the semi-finals is... (long pause; camera pan the couples) ...Sandra and Derek! (cheers; Sandra hugs Derek)
Regular lighting returns
Kendall: Right now, we want to have our current contestants analyzed by the best critics we could find.
Brittany: Ah, but what we got was Richard Petty, Daunte Culpepper, and Head Judge Len Goodman (audience laughs).
Kendall: Welcome them here with our first annual DanceCenter (audience cheers)!
VT starts. Richard and Daunte are in goofy clothing, Len is in his standard suit.
Richard Petty: Hey everybody, and welcome to DanceCenter. I'm NASCAR driver and Season 20 "winner", Richard Petty!
Daunte Culpepper: I doubt that. I'm Season 45's third-placer and NFL Quarterback, Daunte Culpepper.
Len: Um... And I'm Len Goodman, the judge.
Daunte: Oh, come on Len, that was a weak intro!
Len: Oh, don't get your nickers in a twist! I was short-brained into it.
Richard: Boy, you talk weird! You sound like some sort of British Alien.
Len: OK! You remember, I gave you a 4 for some of your dances! Let's get started!
Daunte: Let's! Our first contestant is every California Gurl's Teenage Dream, Katy Perry. Man, this girl is something. I always lose bets trying to guess her next hair color. I mean, will it be black, will it be red, will it be blonde? I can never tell!
Richard: This girl has showed us that she can really dance. She's come a long way from Week 1. But, I find it weird about some things with her. She keeps wanting an alien boyfriend. She's kissed a girl. She's always thinking of men. And worst of all, she's a hot and cold bi-polar girl. She needs to get focused.
Len: Where did you get all of that info?
Richard: I went on her wikipedia page. It listed all of her symptoms under this 'Discography' page. It sounds like a medical term, and you can always trust doctors info to be true!
Len: Oh... You can give me a real headache! Anyways, what Katy is lacking is real finesse. She can shake her stuff around for Latin, but when it comes to fancying up, she is never too into the ballroom dances. If she can show her elegant side, she'd be scoring all sorts of 10's!
Daunte: Well put. Next up, we have Social Castaway, Tom Hanks. This dude is the real deal. He's older, he's authentic, he's got the moves, and he's got a smokin' hot partner... That Australian girl, Kam Jansen!
Richard: No, no, no. Her name is Kyle Johansson. Geez, get it right, she was your partner! Anyways, I think what makes Tom the guy to watch are those little grooves he does when he gets a good score. You can see him do it in confessionals, backstage, and even while getting his comments. This just comes to show, when you're goofy, you're at your best!
Len: No! First off, her name is Kym Johnson, you twits! And second of all, what makes Tom a good dancer is his fluidity in his lines, which transfers into smooth footwork. He is a natural performer. Now, if only he could step up his Latin technique. When that happens... Oh boy! Come to mama, Tommy Boy!
Daunte: Let's stop this little bromance before it goes too far! Next up is Steve Carell, just an office manager from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Now, Len, what I love is the fact that you let anybody onto the show, and then they get great scores! It's so awesome!
Richard: I agree. How fun it must be for that regular Joe to be a DWTSGame quarter-finalist. It just shows how supportive us Americans are.
Len: Oh, my god! Are you two really this oblivious? Steve Carell plays an office manager on The Office, a TV show. He is a big celebrity. But is he a great dancer? Well, performance-wise, yes. But his technique comes and goes. When he puts 110% effort it's flawless, but other times it comes across as sloppy. Step it up, Stevie!
Daunte: We know some things Len! Anyways, next up is Sandra Bullock, the highest scoring star of the season and motherhood's newest Madonna. Rightfully so on the dancefloor, she works it like a diva! Each week she gives us dance after dance to remember. She is simply wonderful.
Richard: What I like about her is that she can turn any dance into an opportunity to overcome her ordeal, especially with her songs... I mean "Every Day", "The Way We Were", "Find My Way", "A Moment Like This". This woman is really fiesty, and all because of her music! You go girl!
Len: Sandra has really proven to be something resembling Ginger Rodgers. Knowing she'll be dancing, you already know you'll get a promising performance. She is so precise and enjoyable that you almost can't fault her.
Daunte: And finally, we come to the most outragous senior you will ever meet, Cher. I swear, if her costumes got any smaller or tighter, she'd get slapped with an FCC fine! My own mother never wears anything that skimpy, thank god!
Richard: Haha, I ain't complainin'! She knows how to show it. And isn't it funny? Old Chaz Bono is getting whipped at dancing by his own mother! She is seriously my favorite! So much to grin about when she hits the floor.
Len: What you two are missing is beyond the clothing. Cher has actually improved ten-fold from Week 2. She really knows how to control her feet and her legs move so gracefully. She's really in sync with Maksim.
Richard: Sure, that makes sense! I still think those outfits do half the work.
Daunte: Well, there it is. All 5 of the stars, personally analyzed by us professionals. Who will win it? Who knows? Who cares? Find out! The answer may be shocking! Back to you guys!
Brittany: Quick Announcement #3: Judge Valerie will begin a brand new talk show, DWTSGame Talk, beginning November 7th! Sounds like fun!
Kendall: Let's reveal 6 more contestants. Our first star is the ex-husband of one of this season's hopefuls. He has starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Flags Of Our Fathers, and Crash. He is Hollywood's Hunkiest Actor... Ryan Phillippe!
Ryan dances out onto a stool.
Brittany: Next, we have the woman who is probably the most popular recording artist of all time. She is famous for singles like "Crazy In Love", "Single Ladies", and her brand new "Run The World". It's Destiny's Darling... Beyonce!
Beyonce walks out and waves, then sits on the couch.
Kendall: Followed by her is the talented Canadian actor who is most famous for showing us how Darth Vader came to be. He is the Real Anakin Skywalker... Hayden Christensen!
Hayden runs out and goes to the stool.
Brittany: Now, we have a Russian tennis champion, who along with Martina Hingis, has become the Spice Girl of Tennis. She has also caused a scandalous internet virus, but it wasn't her fault! She is the Sporting Starlet... Anna Kournikova!
Anna walks out and waves, then sits on the couch.
Kendall: Joining them is the face of American Action films. He has starred in so many films such as Spy Kids, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Heat, xXx, and From Dusk Till Dawn. He is the Machete... Danny Trejo!
Danny walks out with a suspicious look, then walks to the stool.
Brittany: And finally, we have one of the most beautiful women in the world. She is an actress, and she has recently played Tom Hanks' love interest in Larry Crowne, aside from winning an Oscar for the film Erin Brockovich! She is the Pretty Woman... Julia Roberts!
Julia flips her hair, laughs and waves, and moves to the couch.
Brittany: Time for Q&A #2. Beyonce, you are a huge addition for our game. What made you want to sign up?
Beyonce: I saw my girl, Michelle, do the UK version of DWTS, and it inspired me. I'm 30 now. I have to live like I'm 21! (cheers)
Kendall: Let's open this up to the press. Kit Hoover of Access Hollywood Live?
Kit Hoover: Hi guys, great cast as always! Danny, you're known for playing bad guys in movies, but do you think can you be a graceful, good guy on the dancefloor?
Danny: Um, I hope. It's just if my partner can get me there first!
Brittany: Okay guys, we'll be back later with another announcement and our last six couples are announced!
Kendall: Now, as you can see, we have 3 couples left up here, 2 spots left in the competition, and 2 spots left in the bottom-two. We will now call the name of the last couple that is safe from elimination and safe for the semi-finals. And they are... (camera pans Steve, Tom, and Katy) ...Tom and Kym! (cheers; Kym hugs Tom)
Brittany: Which means Steve and Chelsie and Katy and Mark are this week's bottom-two. (audience boos; Katy is shocked)
Lady Antebellum sing "We Owned The Night". Peta and Damian performed to it.
Brittany: Wait! This announcement is sort of a biggie! Next season, our set will be redesigned. It'll look like it does for DWTS Season 13! I can't wait, it's gonna look amazing! Let's announce the last 6 stars!
Kendall: Starting with an actor distinguished as the only African-American man to win both acting Oscars. To make things interesting, he has also starred in films with both Eva Mendes and Julia Roberts. He is the Unstoppable Actor... Denzel Washington!
Denzel walks out and walks to the stool.
Brittany: Next is a fellow Arizona native! She is a blossoming new actress who has already been nominated for a Golden Globe for the hilarious film, Easy A! She is the Honey Of Hollywood... Emma Stone!
Emma waves and moves to the couch.
Kendall: Now we have a young man who has already made quite a career. This year, he starred in a critically acclaimed film, Super 8, and will soon star in Tom Sawyer. Maybe winning a mirrorball will boost his career even further. He is the Super 8 Stud... Joel Courtney!
Joel waves, cheers and moves to his stool.
Brittany: Next is the DWTSGame's oldest competitor ever, beating out this season's Hugh Hefner by 4 years. She is a very busy little lady who has won more Emmys and Golden Globes than we care to count! She is the Golden Girl... Betty White!
Betty enters laughing, then moves to her couch.
Kendall: Now we have another man, almost as old, who is probably an American Icon. He has starred in probably 100 western and cop films and has also directed about 50 amazing films. He is the Million Dollar Director... Clint Eastwood!
Clint smiles and walks to his stool.
Brittany: And finally, we have an inspirational politician who has been through a lot this year. Let's hope dancing will take her mind off of it for a while. She is Washington's Wonder Woman... Gabrielle Giffords.
Gabrielle waves and goes to her stool.
Brittany: Let's get to the questions. Gabrielle, you're such a tough cookie to do this. Why did you choose to?
Gabrielle: It sounded fun and I'm ready to recover (cheers).
Kendall: Betty, you're the oldest contestant ever on the DWTSGame, do you think you have the "Cloris Leachman Effect" on your side?
Betty: Oh, boy! I sure hope so! Only difference is, I'm the one with the real sex appeal, and I'm more mobile than she was (laughter/cheers).
Brittany: I cannot wait! This cast is simply amazing! Well, that's all we've got time for, thanks for following! These celebrities will be dancing very, very soon!
Brittany: Steve and Chelsie and Katy and Mark have found themselves in the bottom-two after this week, combining your votes with the judges scores.
Kendall: Before we start the elimination, who do the judges think should go? Carrie Ann, what if Steve were to go home?
Carrie Ann: Hmm... I remember being asked this a week ago (audience laughs). As much as I love you, Steve... Katy is the better dancer. I can't, and don't want to, say goodbye to either of you.
Brittany: Len, what would happen if we lost Katy and Mark?
Len: Well, then we would lose a nice young woman with mounds of potential. I agree, Katy should stay, no offense Steve. Either/or, this will be a tough goodbye!
Dramatic elimination music plays
Kendall: (camera goes to Steve) Steve and Chelsie. Steve, this week, you didn't improve your place on the leaderboard, and fell to the bottom. Even with two enjoyable performances, has America given up with you?
Brittany: (camera goes to Katy) Katy and Mark. Katy, your Rumba got really marked down for the use of a flag as a prop. The judges, didn't seem to like it, but did our viewers?
Kendall: (camera pans Steve and Katy) Steve and Chelsie... Katy and Mark... On this eleventh week of competition, the couple with the lowest overall total and therefore leaving right now is...
Elimination music plays and camera pans in
Kendall: Katy and Mark. (audience boos loudly and gives Katy a Standing O)
Brittany: Which means Steve and Chelsie, you're in the semi-finals! (Steve and Katy hug goodbye, as do Chelsie and Mark)
Brittany: I honestly can't believe we have to say goodbye, Katy! Anything you'd like to say before you have to go?
Katy: I want to thank the producers for giving me the honor of doing this show. It so much fun! I have loved everything about it. I can't believe I made it this far. To me, I'm on top of the world (audience lightens up slightly)!
Kendall: Mark, my man, what were your thoughts of the season?
Mark: It sucks not being able to do a Freestyle with Katy! She has been an awesome student, she's so fun, caring, sweet, nice, and so determined to reach a goal. I'm gonna miss her! (Katy and Mark hug; audience gives them another standing ovation)
Kendall: We will also have Guest Judge Contest Winner, Ethan Ferguson, as the guest judge.
Brittany: I'm Brittany Brannon.
Kendall: I'm Kendall Schmidt!
Brittany: Good night and thank you for watching!
cast dances around Katy and Mark, credits roll, camera fades out