Kendall Schmidt (voiceover): Last season, 30 stars took to the dance floor. (clips of previous stars) Round after round, couples fell down at the hurdles, until Jennifer Aniston became Queen of the Dancefloor. (clip of Jennifer holding trophy)

Brittany Brannon (voiceover): But now... We're back! (clips of contestant promo shots) And with a cast full of Oscar winners, multi-millionaires and pop sensations (clips of gruelling training shown), we are ready for the best season ever! LIVE! This is... Dancing with the Stars!

The opening sequence starts. Hank is first shown picking up Edyta. Sandra then does an elegant spin with Derek. Steve jokes around with Chelsie. Cher does a fierce pose while Maksim looks on. Zooey and Damian do a sexy, demure pose. Zac and Peta do a large jump. Tina fools around with Louis. Tom casually holds Kym. Hugh gives Karina a close look. Gaga does a vampire-esque pose on Dmitry. Logan does a secret handshake with Jeanine. Lil' Wayne holds Nicole under his legs. Lee does a ballroom pose with Corky. Katy and Mark spin around, jumping. Rihanna and Val go close to each others mouths. Arnold almost uses Cheryl as a weight. Cody does a dynamic, fun pose with Julianne. Curtis performs a New Yorker with Anna. Oprah giggles around with Alec. Reese and Tony close in a smooth pose. The DWTS logo is shown.

Brittany and Kendall run onto the stage.

Kendall: Hello, and Welcome to Dancing with the Stars! I'm your host, Season 27 champion, Kendall Schmidt.
Brittany: And I'm your Season 20 Runner-Up, Brittany Brannon.
Kendall: Boy, have we got a show for you tonight!
Brittany: Yes, we have, Kendall! Tonight, our men will dance for the very first time, let's hope they don't all have two left feet.
Kendall: We're about to find out if they can stay upright on the stairs!
Brittany: Yes, let's meet the stars of Season 4!

The stars walk down the stairs in this order - Steve Carell, Logan Lerman, Curtis Stone, Cody Simpson, Hugh Hefner, Hank Baskett, Tom Hanks, Zac Efron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lil Wayne, Tina Fey, Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Lee Meriwether, Lady Gaga, Oprah Winfrey, Cher, Katy Perry, Sandra Bullock, and Rihanna.

Kendall: OK, starting off our show tonight is a comedian best known for his role in the hit show, The Office.
Brittany: It's Steve Carell, and his partner, Season 45 semi-finalist Chelsie Hightower!

Steve's VT is shown. We see clips from The Office. He seems to find training quite hard. Chelsie's got her work cut out!

Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot, Steve Carell and his partner, Chelsie Hightower

Steve (wearing a tuxedo) and Chelsie (wearing a long, yellow dress) perform a Foxtrot to "Have You Ever Seen The Rain" by Rod Stewart. Moments later they walk over to Kendall.

Kendall: Great job, guys! Let's see what the judges thought. Len?
Len: To be honest, I thought the chemistry was there and the fun was there! All the ingredients to make a nice Foxtrot.
Kendall: All right! Bruno?
Bruno: What a way to start the series! (big applause) I see potential in you, Steve, keep going how you just did.
Kendall: Valerie?
Valerie: Yeah, it was very impressive, good job Steve!
Kendall: Nice! And Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: I thought it was really sweet! (huge applause) The way you and Chelsie connected was really nice!
Kendall: Great comments! Over to Brittany!

Steve and Chelsie walk to the celebraquarium. The celebs cheer him.

Brittany: Amazing routine! Were you expecting that, Steve?
Steve: I really wasn't, I could win this! (laughter in celebraquarium)
Brittany: Well, let's look at them scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 7
Len Goodman: 6 (small boos)
Bruno Tonioli: 7

Valerie Hashburntar: 7


Brittany: Great start to the show, guys! Back to you, Kendall.

Kendall: Thanks, Brit. Our next star is best known for his lead role in the movie Percy Jackson, but can he dance? It's actor Logan Lerman and his partner Jeanine Mason.

We see Logan's VT, which includes clips of Percy Jackson. As soon as Jeanine meets him, she is impressed.

Voiceover: Dancing the Salsa, Logan Lerman and his partner, Jeanine Mason.

Logan is wearing a black vest. Jeanine is wearing a short, orange dress. They perform a Salsa to "Mi Bomba Sono" by Chica-Boom. Moments later, they go back to Kendall.

Kendall: Great performance, man! Up top! (Logan hi-fives Kendall). So, what did our judges think? Let's start with Bruno.
Bruno: You have some moves deep inside you but you need to fully let them take over you!
Kendall: Nice, Bruno, nice! And Valerie, what did you think?
Valerie: I didn't feel comfortable watching it. Unlike Steve's, it didn't feel fun and charismatic like a Salsa should feel. (small boos)
Kendall: OK! What about Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Logan, you do have a lot of potential, I can just see it. Well done!
Kendall: Right. Let's see what Len thought.
Len: Well, Logan, I wouldn't say it was my cup of tea (boos from crowd) but you may have potential.
Kendall: OK, over to Brittany!

Logan & Jeanine run to the celebraquarium. Brittany congratulates them.

Brittany: Great job, guys! I know you look out of breath, so let's get them scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 7
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 7

Valerie Hashburntar: 6


Brittany: So, 26 points, and just one point behind Steve & Chelsie! Well done, guys! Over to Kendall.

Kendall: Thanks, Brit! Now, next up we have a Chef and Reality TV star hoping that his 'Silent Terminator' nickname will stick to him now. Not sure Arnold will be too impressed, though. (laughs from audience) It's Curtis Stone and his partner Anna Trebunskaya!

Curtis and Anna's VT is shown. Clips of Curtis cooking and Celebrity Apprentice shots are shown. Anna is impressed by his muscles.

Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot, Curtis Stone and his partner, Anna Trebunskaya!

Curtis is wearing a suit with pink tie. Anna is obviously wearing a pink dress. They perform a Foxtrot to "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby" by Dinah Washington. Moments later they walk to Kendall.

Kendall: Hey! Well done, guys! Let's talk to Valerie.
Valerie: Best dance of the night... So far. I really enjoyed it. (Huge cheers)
Kendall: Over to Carrie Ann.
Carrie Ann: You sure are sexy (wolf whistles and laughs in audience), but the dance may need some polishing. (boos, Carrie Ann shouts over) You can do it though!
Kendall: If you can do it, put your mind to it, man. Len?
Len: I really thought it needed some work but you have a great chance in this competition.
Kendall: Nice! And Bruno?
Bruno: I do think it was good! Could have been better, Curtis, but Anna's a great teacher.
Anna: Thank you.
Kendall: Nice comments. Over to Brit, then!

Curtis & Anna rush over to the celebraquarium, to cheers.

Brittany: Well done, Curtis!
Curtis: Thank you.
Brittany: Over to them scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 6

Valerie Hashburntar: 8 (applause)


Brittany: 26 points! Tied with Logan! Well done, over to Ken.

Kendall: Ken? Really? OK then! Our next star is just 14 years old, and has already achieved so much. But can he get thatmirrorball trophy? It's Cody Simpson and Julianne Hough! (huge screams from teens)

Cody's VT rolls, playing some of his songs. Julianne becomes very excited to work with him.

Voiceover: Dancing the Salsa, Cody Simpson and his partner, Julianne Hough!

Cody is wearing a black top. Julianne is wearing a short, aqua dress. The two perform a Salsa to "If You Had My Love" by Jennifer Lopez. A few moments later they walk to Kendall.

Kendall: Cody! Good job, man! Let's go to Carrie Ann.
Carrie Ann: I thought with the age difference, the dance was really awkward. (boos from heartbroken teens)
Len: I would like to back Carrie Ann up on that. The dance would've gone much better had you danced with Chelsie or someone closer to your age. (huge boos from now angry teens)
Julianne: What could we do? Make him older?
Kendall: Woah! I'm gonna break this up before it gets nasty! Bruno?
Bruno: I actually enjoyed it! (monster cheers from teens) Great job!
Kendall: Over to Valerie.
Valerie: Right. For a musician, I'd expect you to have musicality and rhythm. Where was it? (boos continue)
Kendall: Mmm... Tough luck. Over to Brit, guys.

Cody and Julianne storm to the celebraquarium.

Brittany: Wow, it seems a little tense in here, so let's get on with the scores!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 5 (huge boos)
Bruno Tonioli: 7

Valerie Hashburntar: 5


Brittany: Just 23 points. It still seems a bit tense after the argument back there... Over to you Ken-dall.

Kendall: Thank you, Brit-tany. Our next star is 85 years old, but hey, age ain't nothing but a number. It's Playboy founder Hugh Hefner & Karina Smirnoff!

Hugh's VT rolls. It's more like Cribs as we get to see The Playboy Mansion. Karina already knows him and can't wait to dance with him.

Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot, Hugh Hefner and his partner, Karina Smirnoff!

Hugh is dressed in a suit. Karina is dressed in a pink dress, dawning bunny ears. They dance a Foxtrot to "Good Vibrations" by the Beach Boys. Moments later they go to Kendall.

Kendall: Hugh, it was amazing. Even if you are older than me and Brittany combined (Hugh laughs), so good. Let's start with Carrie Ann.
Carrie Ann: Hugh, I love you, you are amazing... But it was honestly hard to watch (huge boos). Where was the fun I know you have?
Kendall: OK, then. Over to Len.
Len: Wow, it was like my life was flashing before my eyes, as I was DYING through that! (HUGE BOOS)
Kendall: Interesting.... Bruno, can you light up the night?
Bruno: Unfortunately, no. I can't say that was good and lie, it's my job to be honest.
Kendall: And finally, Valerie.
Valerie: You didn't give it any pizzazz. Try again, dear.
Kendall: I'm gonna send you over to Brittany, now.

Hugh and Karina slowly walk to Brittany.

Brittany: Not the nicest of comments, there?
Karina: He tried his best - that's all that matters.
Brittany: OK - let's get your scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 4 (boos)
Len Goodman: 3 (HUGE BOOS)
Bruno Tonioli: 4 (
Valerie Hashburntar: 4 (boos)


Brittany: Wow. Not a very positive score, there. Over to Kendall.

Kendall: Thanks, next up is former Dancing with the Stars' contestant, Kendra Wilkinson's hunky NFL hubby, Hank Baskett and his partner Edyta Sliwinska!

Hank & Edyta's VT is shown. We see clips of the show Kendra and Hank playing football. Edyta is very impressed.

Voiceover: Dancing the Salsa, Hank Baskett and his partner, Edyta Sliwinska.

Hank is wearing a cut-open top. Edyta is wearing a short red latina dress. They dance a Salsa to "De Todo Un Poco" by Michael Lloyd. Moments later, they walk back to Kendall.

Kendall: Great job, guys! Let's talk to Len.
Len: You really impressed me, Hank, well done! (big applause)
Kendall: Great news! Bruno?
Bruno: Haaank! Oh, luscious routine! (applause and laughter)
Kendall: Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: You were just great out there! You ooze so much confidence. (applause)
Kendall: And Valerie.
Valerie: Impressive routine, it really was. And Hank, you're a hotty! (applause and laughter again)
Kendall: Wow! Great comments! Over you go.

Hank and Edyta walk to the celebraquarium.

Brittany: Amazing, Hank! They all liked you! Let's see them scores!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 8 (large cheers)
Len Goodman: 7
Bruno Tonioli: 8 (
Valerie Hashburntar: 7


Brittany: 30 points! Top score of the night so far!
Hank: Oh my god!
Brittany: Better than your Kendra's first dance, as well! Over to Kendall.

Kendall: Great job from Hank there. Next up is the Hollywood superstar and two-time Academy Award winner, Tom Hanks and his partner Kym Johnson!

The VT of Tom and Kym rolls. Clips of Tom's movies are shown. Kym is starstruck.

Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot, Tom Hanks and his partner, Kym Johnson.

Tom is wearing a suit with yellow tie. Kym is wearing a yellow dress with a cowboy hat and brown vest (complete with Sheriff badge), as they dance a Toy Story-based Foxtrot to "You've Got A Friend In Me" by Randy Newman. Moments later, they walk over to Kendall.

Kendall: Great job, Tom! Over to Valerie.
Valerie: So well performed! This week already has seen a lot of surprises!
Kendall: Great! Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Very cute, I see a lot of chemistry!
Kendall: Nice! And Len?
Len: It reminded me of Steve's. Adorable and fun! Great job. I'm so surprised at how good it was. (applause)
Kendall: And, Bruno?
Bruno: You gave me goosebumps because it was really good!
Kendall: Over to Brittany, then.

Tom and Kym walk over to Brittany.

Brittany: Well done, guys! Kym, how do you think Tom did?
Kym: Amazing, I'm so proud of him.
Brittany: Let's see the scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 7
Len Goodman: 7
Bruno Tonioli: 6

Valerie Hashburntar: 8 (cheers)


Brittany: Nice! Over to Kendall.

Kendall: Good job, guys. Now, we have the High School Musical stud and the beautiful girl of a partner. It's Zac Efron and Peta Murgatroyd!

Zac's VT rolls, showing clips from High School Musical. He also has a small crush on Peta.

Voiceover: Dancing the Salsa, Zac Efron and his partner, Peta Murgatroyd!

Zac is wearing an open-cut shirt, and Peta is wearing a gold skirt and top. The two dance a Salsa to "Amor Para Mi" by Cuco Valoy. Moments later, they walk over to Kendall.

Kendall: Great job! Over to Carrie Ann.
Carrie Ann: Man, that was off the hook! (huge applause) I really enjoyed you, well done.
Kendall: Over to Bruno.
Bruno: I really enjoyed it, Zac!!!
Kendall: Thoughts, Valerie?
Valerie: Yeah, you need a bit of work, still, and I was dissappointed. (boos)
Kendall: And now, Len Goodman.
Len: A little fuddy-duddy (small boos) but you look like me when I was younger (laughter), so I'll let you off.
Kendall: Nice one, Len. Over to Brittany.

The two run over to the celebraquarium.

Brittany: Great job! I really enjoyed that, as did them. Let's see your scores.
Zac: Awesome!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 8
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 8

Valerie Hashburntar: 6


Brittany: Good score! Let's go over to Kendall now.

Kendall: Right. Our next star is the actual Terminator. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger and his partner Cheryl Burke!

We see Arnold's VT. It shows clips from the Terminator. He does a few bodybuilding tricks with an amazed Cheryl.

Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot, Arnold Schwarzenegger and his partner, Cheryl Burke.

Arnold wears a see-through vest and Cheryl wears a pink dress. They dance a Foxtrot to Michael Buble's "I've Got You Under My Skin". Moments later, they go to Kendall.

Kendall: Wow! I just saw The Terminator dance! Let's see what Valerie thought.
Valerie: You've done a good job. Well, actually, barely. (boos)
Kendall: Over to Len.
Len: The problem is, for someone as muscular as you, you were stiff! What was wrong?
Kendall: And now over to Bruno.
Bruno: Arnold, I expected better from you. Unfortunately, I didn't get it or feel it. (boos)
Kendall: And Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: It was OK, but still quite weak, to be honest.
Kendall: We'll go over to Brit.

Arnold and Cheryl walk casually to Brittany.

Brittany: Well done, guys! Let's get them scores from the judges.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 5
Bruno Tonioli: 6

Valerie Hashburntar: 5


Brittany: Tough score, there. Let's go to Kendall for our final couple tonight.

Kendall: Yes! Closing the show now is controversial rapper Lil' Wayne and his girl, Nicole Volynets.

We see clips of both Lil' Wayne and Nicole in the VT. They seem to get along like a house on fire.

Voiceover: Dancing the Salsa, Lil Wayne and his partner, Nicole Volynets!

Lil Wayne is dressed in a white vest. Nicole is in a black dress. The two perform a Salsa to "Gimme The Light" by Sean Paul. Moments later they go to Kendall.

Kendall: I loved that! Let's hope they did, too. Len?
Len: The problem was... it was way too contemporary hip-hop. (boos) Not good for me whatsoever.
Lil Wayne: Watch yo mouth!
Kendall: (shocked look) Right... Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Great performance... Amazing performance! I thought the whole thing was fun. Could use a bit of polishing, but well done.
Kendall: Bruno Tonioli?
Bruno: I had a rush when watching you. Step it up a bit, but even so, for Week 1 it was great!
Kendall: Nice! And Valerie?
Valerie: I loved the song, I love you, and I loved it!
Kendall: Mixed comments there, over you go to Brittany.

Lil Wayne and Nicole sass-walk over to Brittany.

Brittany: HEY! Well done, let's see them scores!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 7
Len Goodman: 5 (boos, also from Wayne)
Bruno Tonioli: 6
Valerie Hashburntar: 8


Brittany: Good score for 26, now all of our couples have danced, let's see a recap.

All the dances are repeated.

Brittany: And now, let's see the leaderboard...

1. Hank and Edyta: 30
2. Tom and Kym: 28
3. Zac and Peta: 28
4. Steve and Chelsie: 27
5. Logan and Jeanine: 26
6. Curtis and Anna: 26
7. Lil Wayne and Nicole: 26
8. Cody and Julianne: 23
9. Arnold and Cheryl: 22
10. Hugh and Karina: 15

Kendall: So, Hank and Edyta are at the top, and Hugh and Karina are at the bottom.
Brittany: Next week, our girls will dance for your votes. But for now, goodbye!

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