Kendall Schmidt (voiceover): Last week... We saw arguments (clips of Julianne and Lil Wayne shown), high scorers (clip of Hank) and bad performances (clips of Hugh and Arnold). But ultimately it was our Playboy founder who hopped his way off the stage (clips from Hugh's elimination).

Brittany Brannon (voiceover): But now, it's Week 2, and our girls will dance in the hope that they will win the mirrorball trophy (clips of girl's promo pics and training are shown). LIVE! This is... Dancing with the Stars!

The opening sequence starts. Hank is first shown picking up Edyta. Sandra then does an elegant spin with Derek. Steve jokes around with Chelsie. Cher does a fierce pose while Maksim looks on. Zooey and Damian do a sexy, demure pose. Zac and Peta do a large jump. Tina fools around with Louis. Tom casually holds Kym. Hugh gives Karina a close look. Gaga does a vampire-esque pose on Dmitry. Logan does a secret handshake with Jeanine. Lil' Wayne holds Nicole under his legs. Lee does a ballroom pose with Corky. Katy and Mark spin around, jumping. Rihanna and Val go close to each others mouths. Arnold almost uses Cheryl as a weight. Cody does a dynamic, fun pose with Julianne. Curtis performs a New Yorker with Anna. Oprah giggles around with Alec. Reese and Tony close in a smooth pose. The DWTS logo is shown.

Brittany: Welcome to Dancing with the Stars! I'm Brittany Brannon!
Kendall: And I'm Kendall Schmidt!
Brittany: Tonight, our ten girls will dance, hoping to reach to the top like Hank and Edyta did last week.
Kendall: Right, so let's meet the stars of our show!

The stars walk down the stairs in this order - Steve Carell, Logan Lerman, Curtis Stone, Cody Simpson, Hank Baskett, Tom Hanks, Zac Efron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lil Wayne, Tina Fey, Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Lee Meriwether, Lady Gaga, Oprah Winfrey, Cher, Katy Perry, Sandra Bullock, and Rihanna.

Brittany: Kicking off lady's night is the hilarious comedienne, Tina Fey, and her partner, Louis van Amstel!

We see clips of 30 Rock with Tina involved. Louis loves his funny people (Niecy, Margaret), so to get Tina was great for him.

Voiceover: Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha, Tina Fey and her partner, Louis van Amstel!

Tina is wearing a long red dress. Louis is wearing a white vest. The two perform a Cha-Cha-Cha to "Slow Ride" by Allison Iraheta. Moments later, they walk to Brittany.

Brittany: Great job, guys! I really enjoyed it. Let's see if Len Goodman did. Len?
Len: You know what, Tina... it wasn't the best dance ability, but I did enjoy it! (boos and applause mix)
Brittany: Nice! What about Bruno?
Bruno: Sexy, Tina! (audience laughs; Tina acts sexy) You did a great job, my darling!
Brittany: Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Tina, you actually CAN dance. (cheers)
Brittany: And, Valerie?
Valerie: You really went above my expectations, Tina. (huge cheers)
Brittany: Over to Kendall, guys!

The pair run to Kendall, ecstatically.

Kendall: I loved it, they (pointing at couples) loved it, let's see if the judges loved it!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 6

Valerie Hashburntar: 6


Kendall: A straight row of sixes for 24, you guys. Over to Brit!

Brittany: Next up is the Academy Award-winning actress with the reigning champion partner. It's Reese Witherspoon and Tony Dovolani!

Some of Reese's work is shown on the VT. Tony is confident he can win again.

Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz, Reese Witherspoon and her partner, Tony Dovolani.

Standing at the arch of the stage, Reese is wearing a white dress. Tony is wearing a suit. They dance a Waltz to "Open Arms" by Journey. Moments later, they walk to Brittany.

Brittany: Amazing, guys! Let's get the judges' opinions. Bruno?
Bruno: Reese! I loved it! You did a great performance!
Brittany: OK. How about Len?
Len: You have a hint of elegance about you, and I love it.
Brittany: Valerie?
Valerie: You looked very shaky, but well done! It was impressive. (boos and cheers mix)
Brittany: And Miss Inaba?
Carrie Ann: You did me proud! I'm sure you impressed Tony.
Brittany: Great comments, over you go!

Reese and Tony walk to Kendall. They walk so Reese won't trip up in her dress.

Kendall: Great job, guys! Let's get the scores!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 7
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 6

Valerie Hashburntar: 7


Brittany: Well done Reese! Now, before we introduce our third couple, we want to remind all of our viewers to try out the Crossword Puzzle which is now on our season four site ( The winner will get the chance to guest judge next season! Sign up! Our next couple is the quirky Zooey Deschanel and her Aussie, Damian Whitewood!

Clips of Zooey's films are shown, we also hear clips from She and Him. Damian is very excited to work with her.

Voiceover: Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha, Zooey Deschanel and her partner, Damian Whitewood!

Zooey is wearing a short, gold dress. Damian is wearing a short, black top. They dance a Cha-Cha-Cha to "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" by Paula Abdul. Moments later, they walk to Brittany.

Brittany: Great job! Thoughts, Valerie?
Valerie: I love the song, I love you, and I loved it. (applause)
Brittany: (laughs) you said the same thing last week! Len?
Len: It could do some work, but it was very good.
Brittany: Great! Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Sexy, Zooey! I really enjoyed it!
Brittany: And finally... Bruno.
Bruno: Oh, Zooey, it was just extravagant! I want more! (audience cheers)
Brittany: Okay, over you go to Kendall.

The two run to the celebriquarium.

Kendall: Great to see you, guys! Let's see the scores!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 7

Valerie Hashburntar: 8 (cheers)


Kendall: Great score! Let's go to Brittany!

Brittany: Thanks, Kendall, our next star is the original Catwoman and a former Miss America, Lee Meriwether, and the father of dancing, Corky Ballas!

We see some beauty pageant & Catwoman footage, and Corky is in awe of Lee.

Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz, Lee Meriwether and her partner, Corky Ballas.

Lee wears a yellow dress. Corky is wearing a suit with a yellow tie. They dance a Waltz to "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John. Moments later, they walk to Brittany.

Brittany: Amazing! Let's go to Carrie Ann for the first comment!
Carrie Ann: A great, lovely routine. (huge applause)
Brittany: Aww! Awesome! Valerie?
Valerie: I really enjoyed all you did tonight! (applause continues)
Brittany: Len?
Len: A golden oldie does it brilliantly! Needs work, but you gave it your all. (applause continues)
Brittany: Bruno?
Bruno: It was a good start but you need more to push you. (boos)
Brittany: Nice comments! Follow the yellow brick road over to Kendall! (audience laughs)

Lee and Corky walk to Kendall.

Kendall: Lee, I bet you can't wait to see the scores.
Lee: I honestly can't!
Kendall: Here we go then!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 5 (boos)
Bruno Tonioli: 6
Valerie Hashburntar: 7 (cheers)


Lee: Oh my goodness, a 24!
Kendall: OK, Lee! Over to Brit.

Brittany: Thanks, Kendall. Our next dancer is one of the biggest celebrities in the world, Lady Gaga, and her partner, Dmitry Chaplin!

We hear some of Gaga's songs in her VT. Dmitry can't believe she's dancing!

Voiceover: Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha, Lady Gaga and her partner, Dmitry Chaplin.

Gaga is wearing an odd silver outfit. Dmitry is wearing a black, wide-open top. They dance a Cha-Cha-Cha to "Take Me On The Floor" by the Veronicas. Moments later, they walk to Brit.

Brittany: I loved it! Let's see if they did. Bruno?
Bruno: Gaga, ooh la la! I loved it! (huge applause)
Brittany: Len, how about you?
Len: A load of hosh-posh for me. (large boos). Not a good Cha-Cha.
Brittany: Ooh... Val?
Valerie: Really? The girl can dance a bit.
Brittany: Alright! Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: I agree, it was GREAT! (cheers)
Brittany: OK, so a mix of comments, there. Over you go to Kendall.

The two dance over to Kendall.

Kendall: Wow! Lady Gaga just danced! I can't wait to see these scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 8
Len Goodman: 5
Bruno Tonioli: 7

Valerie Hashburntar: 6


Kendall: Interesting scores! Over to Brittany.

Brittany: Thanks, Ken. Next up is the world-famous talk show host, Oprah Winfrey, and her partner Alec Mazo.

Oprah and Alec have a great meeting on their VT. They're both so excited.

Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz, Oprah Winfrey and her partner, Alec Mazo.

Oprah is almost wearing a purple nightgown. Alec is wearing a tux. The two dance a Waltz to "What A Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong, then Oprah walks exhausted to Brittany.

Brittany: Right. You look tired, so... comments, Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Very strange, but good.
Brittany: Len?
Len: To be honest, you can't dance for toffee. (Many confused looks)
Brittany: Um... Bruno?
Bruno: Oprah, I was SO disappointed. (large boos)
Brittany: Ouch! Val?
Valerie: A bit harsh. She needs a bit of work but even so...
Brittany: Not good there, then. Let's take it to Kendall.

An enthusiastic Oprah and shocked Alec walk to Kendall.

Kendall: Interesting comments, there. Let's see how it goes with scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 6
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 5
(large boos)
Valerie Hashburntar: 6


Kendall: Well, that could've gone better... Over to Brit.

Brittany: Thanks, Ken. I'm gonna call you that each time you call me Brit. Now up is the musical legend Cher and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

The VT shows many hits from Cher, like Believe and Shoop Shoop. Maksim and Cher have an on-off relationship.

Voiceover: Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha, Cher and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy!

Cher is dressed in a skimpy red outfit and Maksim is in a red undershirt. They perform a fun routine to "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. The crowd is on their feet!

Brittany: Wow, the crowd loved it, let's see if the judges did. Val?
Valerie: You are great at pleasing, not great at dancing. (big boos)
Brittany: Bruno?
Bruno: Wow, Cher, it was arousing! (wolf whistles from crowd)
Brittany: Um... Len?
Len: Cher, you need to step up your game, darling. (boos)
Brittany: Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: Cher, this is incredible, for Week 1 you rocked the house.
Brittany: OK, enough from the judges, go to Kendall... Now!

Cher and Maksim rush to Kendall

Kendall: Wow. Bruno aroused? (awkward look) Let's get those scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 7
Len Goodman: 6
Bruno Tonioli: 7

Valerie Hashburntar: 5 (boos)


Kendall: Nice! Let's get on with the next couple, Brittany.

Brittany: Next to dance with a Waltz is pop star Katy Perry and her partner Mark Ballas!

Many California Gurls and T.G.I.F. clips are shown in the VT. Mark immediately sees her and says he will love this season.

Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz, Katy Perry and her partner, Mark Ballas!

Katy is wearing a long light-blue dress. Mark is wearing a black suit with his buzz cut. They dance a Waltz to "Daughters" by John Mayer and go to Brit moments later.

Brittany: That was so sweet! Let's see what the judges thought!
Carrie Ann: It was very nice, I'll be honest. (claps)
Brittany: Len?
Len: I was pleasantly surprised! (cheers)
Brittany: Val?
Valerie: You really did me proud, Katy, and Mark, with that buzz cut you couldn't be more sexy. (cheers)
Brittany: Bruno?
Bruno: Well, well, well, Miss Perrrrry! Fantastic! (laughter and cheers)
Brittany: I think they liked it! Over you go to Kendall.

Kendall sees Katy and hugs her. Mark wants a hug as well.

Kendall: An amazing Waltz! I don't think mine was that good. (Katy laughs). Here's the scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 8
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 8

Valerie Hashburntar: 7


Kendall: 31 points! Highest score of the series so far! Over to Brittany!

Brittany: Thanks Kendall - next up is the actress who never seizes to amaze us. It's Sandra Bullock and the supreme Derek Hough!

Clips of Sandra's movies are shown. We see her Oscar win and she also talks about her divorce and overcoming it. Derek talks about his amazing luck by becoming her partner.

Voiceover: Dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha, Sandra Bullock and her partner, Derek Hough!

Sandra is dressed as a business woman. She takes it off to reveal a blue number while Derek goes topless in the midst of the dance. They dance a fun Cha-Cha-Cha to "Stacy's Mom" by Fountain of Wayne. Over to Brittany.

Brittany: Oh, Derek, I love you like that! (hugs Derek) Let's see the comments from our judges. Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: For you, it was beyond expectations. Well done, Girl! (HUGE cheers)
Brittany: Len?
Len: It was very good, I didn't like all the messing around with the shirt but even so, great job!
Brittany: Val?
Valerie: Yeah, I agree. Best Cha-Cha-Cha of the night... (huge applause)
Bruno: Can I just cut you off. SEXY! (crowd is exstatic)
Brittany: Len, Valerie, sorry you have to sit next to him (laughs). Over you go to Kendall!

Sandra and Derek cheekily walk over to Kendall

Kendall: I was in awe! I just wanna see the scores now!

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 8
Len Goodman: 7
Bruno Tonioli: 8

Valerie Hashburntar: 9 (HUGE cheers)


Kendall: 32! Great score! It's just getting better and better! Over to Brittany, for the final time tonight!

Brittany: I'm excited, Kendall! Our last star is R&B sensation Robyn Fenty... or as pop culture has deemed her, Rihanna - and her partner Valentin Chmerkovskiy!

We see clips of Only Girl, Umbrella, Shut Up and Drive and California King Bed in the VT. Rihanna can't wait to dance!

Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz, Rihanna and her partner, Valentin Chmerkovskiy!

Rihanna is wearing a long grey dress which accessorizes her red hair perfectly. Val is wearing a grey suit with white tie. They dance a Waltz to "Happy" by Leona Lewis. Rihanna moves like a princess. Brittany is amazed when she finishes.

Brittany: I LOVED that! Let's see if they did! Carrie Ann?
Carrie Ann: You gave me goosebumps. Mesmerizing performance! (huge cheers)
Brittany: Yay! Bruno?
Bruno: Rihanna! You put me in my place, dear! I was taken from the story, start to finish. (Bruno's body language gets out of hand)
Brittany: Bruno! Self-control, man! (laughs)
Valerie: OK, Bruno, you're right next to me! But anyway, I just wanna say that that was the best first dance I've ever seen in DWTSGame history! (Huge applause)
Brittany: Len, your input?
Len: Rihanna, you gave me a delightful surprise tonight. It was very good (huge applause).
Brittany: It just gets better and better! Over you go to Kendall!

Rihanna gives a girly yelp. She can't believe the comments for her dance. As Kendall hugs her, she wants to see the scores.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Carrie Ann Inaba: 9 (HUGE cheers)
Len Goodman: 8 (cheers)
Bruno Tonioli: 9 (HUGE cheers)
Valerie Hashburntar: 9 (HUGE cheers)


Rihanna is screaming with excitement by this point, on the verge of tears

Kendall: AMAZING way to end the show! Let's get a recap and final leaderboard.

Dances are repeated.

1. Rihanna and Val: 35
2. Sandra and Derek: 32
3. Katy and Mark: 31
4. Zooey and Damian: 27
5. Reese and Tony: 26
6. Lady Gaga and Dmitry: 26
7. Cher and Maksim: 25
8. Tina and Louis: 24
9. Lee and Corky: 24
10. Oprah and Alec: 23

Brittany: So, Rihanna has taken it tonight with 35!
Kendall: But it's Oprah at the bottom with 23.
Brittany: Well done, though! We saw a lot tonight... but who will be the first gal to fall from grace? Find out Saturday when Jessie J performs live! I'm Brittany Brannon.
Kendall: And I'm Kendall Schmidt!
Brittany: Good night and thanks for watching!
9/28/2012 04:51:29

good post


Leave a Reply.