Kendall Schmidt (voiceover): Last week, all our stars danced their hearts out with two sets of scores and a fun game night lightened the mood for our results. But it was ultimately Reese Witherspoon who got the bedazzled boot.
Brittany Brannon (voiceover): Now, it's 2 in 1 dances, where our stars do the opposite of last week. How will they handle the pressure, exhaustion, and agility required for a three-minute long performance? Find out now! Live! This is Dancing with the Stars!
Brittany Brannon (voiceover): Now, it's 2 in 1 dances, where our stars do the opposite of last week. How will they handle the pressure, exhaustion, and agility required for a three-minute long performance? Find out now! Live! This is Dancing with the Stars!
The opening sequence starts. Hank is first shown picking up Edyta. Sandra then does an elegant spin with Derek. Steve jokes around with Chelsie. Cher does a fierce pose while Maksim looks on. Zooey and Damian do a sexy, demure pose. Zac and Peta do a large jump. Tina fools around with Louis. Tom casually holds Kym. Hugh gives Karina a close look. Gaga does a vampire-esque pose on Dmitry. Logan does a secret handshake with Jeanine. Lil' Wayne holds Nicole under his legs. Lee does a ballroom pose with Corky. Katy and Mark spin around, jumping. Rihanna and Val go close to each others mouths. Arnold almost uses Cheryl as a weight. Cody does a dynamic, fun pose with Julianne. Curtis performs a New Yorker with Anna. Oprah giggles around with Alec. Reese and Tony close in a smooth pose. The DWTS logo is shown.
Kendall: Hello and welcome to Dancing with the Stars, I'm Kendall Schmidt. Brittany: And I'm Brittany Brannon.
Kendall: Tonight, our remaining stars tackle the ultimate challenge when they do two 90 second long dances, in a row, for one score. Can they handle or will they fail terribly?
Brittany: Geez, Kendall! Well... Let's meet the couples!
The stars walk down the stairs in this order: Steve Carell, Hank Baskett, Tom Hanks, Tina Fey, Cher, Katy Perry, and Sandra Bullock.
Kendall: Tonight, our remaining stars tackle the ultimate challenge when they do two 90 second long dances, in a row, for one score. Can they handle or will they fail terribly?
Brittany: Geez, Kendall! Well... Let's meet the couples!
The stars walk down the stairs in this order: Steve Carell, Hank Baskett, Tom Hanks, Tina Fey, Cher, Katy Perry, and Sandra Bullock.
Kendall: Only 4 short weeks until the finals!
Brittany: Oh, my god! I know, right? Let's cherish these bittersweet moments! Who's up first on this historic week?
Kendall: First up tonight is Cher and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy!
Cher and Maksim are very excited about opening the show.
Voiceover: Dancing the Tango and the Cha-Cha-Cha, Cher and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Maksim is wearing a grey dress shirt. Cher is in a long black dress for the first dance (a Tango to Britney Spears' Womanizer) and then rips it off to reveal a small white outfit for the Cha-Cha-Cha (to Marc Anthony's I Need To Know). Once finished they go to Kendall.
Kendall: Great job, guys! Let's get the comments.
Carrie Ann: What a routine! I was very impressed!
Len: Yes, I was very surprised tonight!
Bruno: Chhhhhherrr! (laughter) You were saucy and sexy! (Cher is shocked)
Valerie: Cher, you rock! That was a performance set for the semi-finals!
Kendall: Awesome! Over you go to Brittany.
The pair runs to Brittany.
Brittany: Cher! Great job! Let's get the scores.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 9
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 36 (claps)
Brittany: Good score! Back to Kendall.
Brittany: Oh, my god! I know, right? Let's cherish these bittersweet moments! Who's up first on this historic week?
Kendall: First up tonight is Cher and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy!
Cher and Maksim are very excited about opening the show.
Voiceover: Dancing the Tango and the Cha-Cha-Cha, Cher and her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
Maksim is wearing a grey dress shirt. Cher is in a long black dress for the first dance (a Tango to Britney Spears' Womanizer) and then rips it off to reveal a small white outfit for the Cha-Cha-Cha (to Marc Anthony's I Need To Know). Once finished they go to Kendall.
Kendall: Great job, guys! Let's get the comments.
Carrie Ann: What a routine! I was very impressed!
Len: Yes, I was very surprised tonight!
Bruno: Chhhhhherrr! (laughter) You were saucy and sexy! (Cher is shocked)
Valerie: Cher, you rock! That was a performance set for the semi-finals!
Kendall: Awesome! Over you go to Brittany.
The pair runs to Brittany.
Brittany: Cher! Great job! Let's get the scores.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 9
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 36 (claps)
Brittany: Good score! Back to Kendall.
Kendall: Thanks Brit, next up tonight is Tom Hanks and his partner Kym Johnson!
Tom's VT is full of enjoyment - Tom may be getting out of hand.
Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot and the Salsa, Tom Hanks and his partner Kym Johnson.
Tom is wearing a grey dress shirt with a black vest. In the Foxtrot (to Gnarls Barkley's Crazy) Kym wears a long purple dress and in the Salsa (to War's Low Rider) she wears a small red dress. Once finished they Salsa to Kendall.
Kendall: Awesome, guys! Let's get the comments.
Carrie Ann: Woohoo! You did a great job, I was very impressed.
Bruno: It was good, but at the end of the three minutes you ran out of steam.
Tom: I'm an old man. An old, old... old man! (laughter)
Len: So am I! Anyway, you started to go over the top but even so, you did well.
Valerie: I have to say - I love you! (cheers)
Kendall: Somebody to love right there. Over you go to Brittany.
The pair runs to Brittany.
Brittany: There's the old 'Tom Hanks wit' we all know and love! (laughter) Anyway, scores please.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 8
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 34
Brittany: Good scores! Back to Kendall.
Tom's VT is full of enjoyment - Tom may be getting out of hand.
Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot and the Salsa, Tom Hanks and his partner Kym Johnson.
Tom is wearing a grey dress shirt with a black vest. In the Foxtrot (to Gnarls Barkley's Crazy) Kym wears a long purple dress and in the Salsa (to War's Low Rider) she wears a small red dress. Once finished they Salsa to Kendall.
Kendall: Awesome, guys! Let's get the comments.
Carrie Ann: Woohoo! You did a great job, I was very impressed.
Bruno: It was good, but at the end of the three minutes you ran out of steam.
Tom: I'm an old man. An old, old... old man! (laughter)
Len: So am I! Anyway, you started to go over the top but even so, you did well.
Valerie: I have to say - I love you! (cheers)
Kendall: Somebody to love right there. Over you go to Brittany.
The pair runs to Brittany.
Brittany: There's the old 'Tom Hanks wit' we all know and love! (laughter) Anyway, scores please.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 8
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 34
Brittany: Good scores! Back to Kendall.
Kendall: Thanks Brit, next up tonight with a powerful routine is Hank Baskett & Edyta Sliwinska!
Hank really wants to win for his family now.
Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz and the Jive, Hank Baskett and his partner Edyta Sliwinska.
Hank is wearing a pink dress shirt with a black vest for the Waltz (to Strawberry Wine), and then he rips it off and goes shirtless for the Jive (to Elton John's Crocodile Rock). Edyta is in a pink dress for both dances (long for waltz, short for jive). Once finished they dance to Kendall.
Kendall: Yeah! Put it there, man! (Kendall hi-fives Hank). Judges?
Carrie Ann: It seemed a bit boring for you. Even with the shirt off.
Len: I think this is your last week (boos) Sorry. It was sub par to your other routines.
Bruno: A bit harsh, but a bit true. I'm hoping one week you just boost again. Valerie: I for one disagree! (cheers) You did a great job, I loved it!
Kendall: Okay! Over you go to Brittany!
The pair walks to Brittany.
Brittany: Len's just sad he doesn't look like you! (laughter). Let's get the scores.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 8
Len Goodman: 8 (boos)
Bruno Tonioli: 8
Valerie Hashburntar: 9 (cheers)
Total: 33
Brittany: Good score! Back to Kendall.
Hank really wants to win for his family now.
Voiceover: Dancing the Waltz and the Jive, Hank Baskett and his partner Edyta Sliwinska.
Hank is wearing a pink dress shirt with a black vest for the Waltz (to Strawberry Wine), and then he rips it off and goes shirtless for the Jive (to Elton John's Crocodile Rock). Edyta is in a pink dress for both dances (long for waltz, short for jive). Once finished they dance to Kendall.
Kendall: Yeah! Put it there, man! (Kendall hi-fives Hank). Judges?
Carrie Ann: It seemed a bit boring for you. Even with the shirt off.
Len: I think this is your last week (boos) Sorry. It was sub par to your other routines.
Bruno: A bit harsh, but a bit true. I'm hoping one week you just boost again. Valerie: I for one disagree! (cheers) You did a great job, I loved it!
Kendall: Okay! Over you go to Brittany!
The pair walks to Brittany.
Brittany: Len's just sad he doesn't look like you! (laughter). Let's get the scores.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 8
Len Goodman: 8 (boos)
Bruno Tonioli: 8
Valerie Hashburntar: 9 (cheers)
Total: 33
Brittany: Good score! Back to Kendall.
Kendall: Next up tonight with a performance, no doubt, is Tina Fey & Louis Van Amstel!
In Tina's VT, she's shocked that she's made it to Week 9!
Voiceover: Dancing the Quickstep and the Rumba, Tina Fey and her partner Louis Van Amstel.
Louis is in a white dress shirt. For the Quickstep (to Ballroom Blitz by Sweet) Tina is in a long green dress, and then for the Rumba (to Waiting On The World by John Mayer) she wears a small purple dress. Once finished they dramatically prance to Kendall.
Kendall: You can't see THAT anywhere else but at DWTSGame! (laughter) Judges?
Carrie Ann: A great job! I really loved it! You brought your A-Game this week.
Len: You're getting better, just push that extra mile next time.
Bruno: I adore you, Tina Fey! I can actually see you going the distance! (cheers)
Valerie: The Quickstep was perfect (cheers) but I hated the Rumba (boos).
Tina: (shakes head) No, no! No hate! (laughter/applause)
Kendall: You tell 'em, Tina! Over you go.
The pair walks to Brittany.
Brittany: An interesting mix of comments. Scores?
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 35
Brittany: Not the best but not the worst! Back to Kendall.
In Tina's VT, she's shocked that she's made it to Week 9!
Voiceover: Dancing the Quickstep and the Rumba, Tina Fey and her partner Louis Van Amstel.
Louis is in a white dress shirt. For the Quickstep (to Ballroom Blitz by Sweet) Tina is in a long green dress, and then for the Rumba (to Waiting On The World by John Mayer) she wears a small purple dress. Once finished they dramatically prance to Kendall.
Kendall: You can't see THAT anywhere else but at DWTSGame! (laughter) Judges?
Carrie Ann: A great job! I really loved it! You brought your A-Game this week.
Len: You're getting better, just push that extra mile next time.
Bruno: I adore you, Tina Fey! I can actually see you going the distance! (cheers)
Valerie: The Quickstep was perfect (cheers) but I hated the Rumba (boos).
Tina: (shakes head) No, no! No hate! (laughter/applause)
Kendall: You tell 'em, Tina! Over you go.
The pair walks to Brittany.
Brittany: An interesting mix of comments. Scores?
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 35
Brittany: Not the best but not the worst! Back to Kendall.
Kendall: Thanks, now up is Steve Carell with his girl, Chelsie Hightower!
In their VT, Steve is starting to think he needs to get serious.
Voiceover: Dancing the Viennese Waltz and the Samba, Steve Carell and his partner Chelsie Hightower.
Steve is wearing a grey dress shirt with a black vest for the Viennese Waltz (to Gravity by John Mayer), and then, he mocks Hank by taking off his shirt for the Samba (to Hot Chelle Rae's Tonight, Tonight). Chelsie didn't know this was happening! She is wearing a long grey dress for the Viennese Waltz and a small white number for the Samba. Once finished, they go to Kendall, who is in fits of laughter.
Kendall: (laughing uncontrollaby) Ju...ju..judges!!!
Carrie Ann: Oh my god! That picture will never leave my mind!
Len: I-I'm too gobsmacked to speak! That was just... such a... Great entertainment!
Bruno: I'm not gonna lie, you're not too bad! (laughter)
Valerie: Oh my god. I didn't think it was very good, on the dance side.
Steve: Ah, lighten up, babe!
Kendall: Just go! Just go!
The pair runs to Brittany. Everyone in the celebraquiarum is laughing and applauding Steve for what may be the funniest moment of the season.
Brittany: Oh my god! Kendall, you're just like Anderson Cooper with that little giggle-fit!
Steve: I don't get it. How was it funny? Don't you just love my body? (grooves)
Brittany: Yes, Steve, we all do! Scores, please?
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 8
Total: 34
Brittany: Shame on Valerie! That deserved 11's! Back to Kendall.
In their VT, Steve is starting to think he needs to get serious.
Voiceover: Dancing the Viennese Waltz and the Samba, Steve Carell and his partner Chelsie Hightower.
Steve is wearing a grey dress shirt with a black vest for the Viennese Waltz (to Gravity by John Mayer), and then, he mocks Hank by taking off his shirt for the Samba (to Hot Chelle Rae's Tonight, Tonight). Chelsie didn't know this was happening! She is wearing a long grey dress for the Viennese Waltz and a small white number for the Samba. Once finished, they go to Kendall, who is in fits of laughter.
Kendall: (laughing uncontrollaby) Ju...ju..judges!!!
Carrie Ann: Oh my god! That picture will never leave my mind!
Len: I-I'm too gobsmacked to speak! That was just... such a... Great entertainment!
Bruno: I'm not gonna lie, you're not too bad! (laughter)
Valerie: Oh my god. I didn't think it was very good, on the dance side.
Steve: Ah, lighten up, babe!
Kendall: Just go! Just go!
The pair runs to Brittany. Everyone in the celebraquiarum is laughing and applauding Steve for what may be the funniest moment of the season.
Brittany: Oh my god! Kendall, you're just like Anderson Cooper with that little giggle-fit!
Steve: I don't get it. How was it funny? Don't you just love my body? (grooves)
Brittany: Yes, Steve, we all do! Scores, please?
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 9
Len Goodman: 8
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 8
Total: 34
Brittany: Shame on Valerie! That deserved 11's! Back to Kendall.
Kendall: Okay, next up tonight is Katy Perry with Mark Ballas!
In Katy's VT, she wants to honor Gene Kelly with the a classical Foxtrot.
Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot and the Paso Doble, Katy Perry and her partner Mark Ballas.
Mark is wearing a black dress shirt with a hat. Katy is in a sweet blue outfit for the Foxtrot (to Singing In The Rain by Gene Kelly) and a small, punky, black number for the Paso Doble (to Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out). Once finished they walk to Kendall.
Kendall: Very impressive! Comments?
Carrie Ann: Katy, please take it personally when I tell you... YOU WERE A-MAY-ZING! Extraordinary class in the Foxtrot and fiery passion in the Paso!
Len: You did come out and attack it! I liked it.
Bruno: I have to back up what my British friend says, Mr. Goodman couldn't be more correct.
Valerie: Well, I bet Gene Kelly's rolling in his grave. (massive boos)
Kendall: Valerie! Geez! Guys, go to Brittany.
The couple walks to Brittany.
Brittany: Wow, a really unkind comment from Valerie. Tell the producers to put a LOT more sugar in her coffee (laughter)! Scores?
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 10 (cheers)
Len Goodman: 9
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 8 (horrible boos)
Total: 36
Brittany: Not a bad score, even from Valerie.
Mark: Man, I thought she was gonna give us a negative 8!
Brittany: Mark, don't worry, we only use those for the really bad dancers (laughter) Back to Kendall.
In Katy's VT, she wants to honor Gene Kelly with the a classical Foxtrot.
Voiceover: Dancing the Foxtrot and the Paso Doble, Katy Perry and her partner Mark Ballas.
Mark is wearing a black dress shirt with a hat. Katy is in a sweet blue outfit for the Foxtrot (to Singing In The Rain by Gene Kelly) and a small, punky, black number for the Paso Doble (to Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out). Once finished they walk to Kendall.
Kendall: Very impressive! Comments?
Carrie Ann: Katy, please take it personally when I tell you... YOU WERE A-MAY-ZING! Extraordinary class in the Foxtrot and fiery passion in the Paso!
Len: You did come out and attack it! I liked it.
Bruno: I have to back up what my British friend says, Mr. Goodman couldn't be more correct.
Valerie: Well, I bet Gene Kelly's rolling in his grave. (massive boos)
Kendall: Valerie! Geez! Guys, go to Brittany.
The couple walks to Brittany.
Brittany: Wow, a really unkind comment from Valerie. Tell the producers to put a LOT more sugar in her coffee (laughter)! Scores?
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 10 (cheers)
Len Goodman: 9
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 8 (horrible boos)
Total: 36
Brittany: Not a bad score, even from Valerie.
Mark: Man, I thought she was gonna give us a negative 8!
Brittany: Mark, don't worry, we only use those for the really bad dancers (laughter) Back to Kendall.
Kendall: Tonight's FINAL couple is Sandra Bullock & Derek Hough!
In their VT, Sandra and Derek really want to win as they know they're now a threat.
Voiceover: Dancing the Quickstep and the Jive, Sandra Bullock and her partner Derek Hough.
Derek is wearing a purple dress shirt with a white vest. Sandra is in purple for both dances (a long dress for the Quickstep, a small number for the Jive). Their Quickstep song is Nine Days' Story Of A Girl, their Jive song is Billy Joel's Only The Good Die Young. Once finished they dance to Kendall.
Kendall: Optimistic, I like it! Judges?
Carrie Ann: Great job, you really impressed me with the Quickstep - but the Jive wasn't good (boos), it didn't suit you, maybe it was the song.
Valerie: I disagree, my favorite part was the Jive, and you did it well! I'm glad we will hopefully get to see you do another soon (cheers).
Len: Very impressive, Sandra! Not the best tonight, but I'm convinced that you can't do wrong.
Bruno: I have to back up Len again...
Len: Stop copying me! (laughter)
Kendall: While we solve that situation, over you go to Brittany.
The pair runs to Brittany.
Brittany: Awesome! You truly made a great end to the show! Scores please.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 8 (boos)
Len Goodman: 9
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 35
Brittany: Such a good score! Let's take a final look at tonight's performances.
All dances are re-capped. Now, Brittany, Kendall and all the couples are on stage.
In their VT, Sandra and Derek really want to win as they know they're now a threat.
Voiceover: Dancing the Quickstep and the Jive, Sandra Bullock and her partner Derek Hough.
Derek is wearing a purple dress shirt with a white vest. Sandra is in purple for both dances (a long dress for the Quickstep, a small number for the Jive). Their Quickstep song is Nine Days' Story Of A Girl, their Jive song is Billy Joel's Only The Good Die Young. Once finished they dance to Kendall.
Kendall: Optimistic, I like it! Judges?
Carrie Ann: Great job, you really impressed me with the Quickstep - but the Jive wasn't good (boos), it didn't suit you, maybe it was the song.
Valerie: I disagree, my favorite part was the Jive, and you did it well! I'm glad we will hopefully get to see you do another soon (cheers).
Len: Very impressive, Sandra! Not the best tonight, but I'm convinced that you can't do wrong.
Bruno: I have to back up Len again...
Len: Stop copying me! (laughter)
Kendall: While we solve that situation, over you go to Brittany.
The pair runs to Brittany.
Brittany: Awesome! You truly made a great end to the show! Scores please.
Will the judges please reveal their scores?
Carrie Ann Inaba: 8 (boos)
Len Goodman: 9
Bruno Tonioli: 9
Valerie Hashburntar: 9
Total: 35
Brittany: Such a good score! Let's take a final look at tonight's performances.
All dances are re-capped. Now, Brittany, Kendall and all the couples are on stage.
Kendall: Great show tonight, well done Brit!
Brittany: Thanks, you too, my little Schmidty!
Kendall: (laughs) Lets see the leaderboard.
Leaderboard
1. Cher & Maksim: 36
1. Katy & Mark: 36
3. Sandra & Derek: 35
3. Tina & Louis: 35
5. Steve & Chelsie: 34
5. Tom & Kym: 34
7. Hank & Edyta: 33
Kendall: The leaderboard keeps changing every week! Cher and Katy are tied at the top...
Brittany: But Hank is at the bottom!
Kendall: So how will your votes affect this week's elimination? Find out Saturday when musical guest Pitbull stops by! But until then, I be Kendall Schmidt!
Brittany: And I be Brittany Brannon! Good night and thanks for watching!
Brittany: Thanks, you too, my little Schmidty!
Kendall: (laughs) Lets see the leaderboard.
Leaderboard
1. Cher & Maksim: 36
1. Katy & Mark: 36
3. Sandra & Derek: 35
3. Tina & Louis: 35
5. Steve & Chelsie: 34
5. Tom & Kym: 34
7. Hank & Edyta: 33
Kendall: The leaderboard keeps changing every week! Cher and Katy are tied at the top...
Brittany: But Hank is at the bottom!
Kendall: So how will your votes affect this week's elimination? Find out Saturday when musical guest Pitbull stops by! But until then, I be Kendall Schmidt!
Brittany: And I be Brittany Brannon! Good night and thanks for watching!
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