Brittany Brannon (voiceover): As always, you at home decide who stays and who goes. Will we be in for the surprise of a lifetime when we eliminate TWO stars tonight? (more clips shown) Find out. LIVE! This is... Dancing with the Stars!
Kendall: Hello, and Welcome to Dancing with the Stars! I'm Kendall Schmidt.
Brittany: And I'm Brittany Brannon.
Kendall: Tonight, the results from our biggest episode to date are announced. Will the elimination shock us as we send TWO stars home?
Brittany: After 18 stars danced, our leaderboard turned out much differently than expected.
Kendall: Right away, let's get to the encore performance!
Len: Well, there were so many performances which we would love to see again, but one dance, imparticular, stood out to us. This man simply astounded us with his Tango, and he is Tom Hanks. (HUGE applause from audience)
Brittany: Yay! Please welcome back Tom and Kym! (applause continues)
Tom is wearing his suit with red tie, sporting his small mustache, and Kym is wearing her black dress with red cape. They dance their Tango to "Flamenco" by Paco de Lucia. Moments later, they are greeted with a standing ovation.
Brittany: Me too, Kendall! Now, Tom's dance wasn't the only highlight from Wednesday's episode. We saw many fun Jives, energetic Quicksteps, and passionate Tangos. 6 of each, to be exact.
Kendall: Now, if you didn't catch our jam-packed, three-hour episode on Wednesday, here's a little montage of what you missed out on. Take a look...
A montage/recap of all of the dances from Week 3 are played.
Kendall: In 18th place is Arnold and Cheryl with 21 out of 40 (clip of Arnold's dance shown)
Arnold (confessional): It's apparent now that I'm not the best dancer ever... I really hope we can stay to prove ourselves.
Brittany: In 17th place is Oprah and Alec with 22 out of 40 (clip of Oprah's dance shown)
Oprah (confessional): That was a little harsh out there... (Oprah is a little upset; audience awws)
Kendall: In 16th place is Curtis and Anna with 23 out of 40 (clip of Curtis's dance shown)
Curtis (confessional): Yikes! Let's hope our awesome fans can save us. I really wanna do a Viennese Waltz next week...
Brittany: In a tie for 14th place is Logan and Jeanine and Tina and Louis (clips of Logan and Tina's dances shown)
Logan (confessional): Ugh. I know I'm not the most outstanding contestant, but ouch, we really took a hit this week.
Tina (confessional): (takes pretend knife from Louis's back and licks it in a sultry manner; audience is hysterical; Tina talks in sexy voice) That was so much fun out there tonight.
Kendall: In 13th place is Cody and Julianne with 26 out of 40 (clip of Cody's dance shown)
Cody (confessional): Well, at least we did a little better this week. Next week I wanna see a 9!
Brittany: In 12th place is Steve and Chelsie with 27 out of 40 (clip of Steve's dance shown)
Steve (confessional): I'm not sure how you're supposed react when your scores stay the same. (makes a thinking face; Chelsie cracks up)
Kendall: In 11th place is Lil Wayne and Nicole with 28 out of 40 (clip of Lil Wayne's dance shown)
Lil Wayne (confessional): Bee-uty in the world! Bee-uty in the world! (audience laughs) That's how it's done, *bleep*!
Brittany: In a three-way tie for 8th place is Cher and Maksim, Zooey and Damian, and Reese and Tony, all with 29 out of 40. (clips of Cher, Zooey, and Reese's dances shown)
Cher (confessional): A comeback was made tonight... next week, even better things.
Zooey (confessional): Can you believe that? The judges got booed for giving us an 8! Haha, awesome!
Reese (confessional): Man, dancing last is so nerve-wrecking! But still, any improvement is good for me, and we made one!
Kendall: In 7th place is Katy and Mark with 30 out of 40 (clip of Katy's dance shown)
Katy (confessional): I heard Monique Coleman danced to that song and her skirt fell down... the entire time I danced to that I was as scared as *bleep* that that'd happen to me, too! (audience laughs)
Brittany: In a three-way tie for 4th place is Rihanna and Val, Lady Gaga and Dmitry, and Sandra and Derek all with 32 out of 40. (clips of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, and Sandra's dances shown)
Rihanna (confessional): You see, I knew this'd probably happen if we started too high. We gotta work on it some more.
Lady Gaga (confessional): Next week... wanna see some 10's.
Sandra (confessional): My god, can you believe the audience? Can't believe they thought I should get 9's! I'll do you guys proud next time!
Kendall: In 3rd place is Zac and Peta with 34 out of 40 (clip of Zac's dance shown)
Zac (confessional): Alright! This is. This is our time now! Can't believe we got 9's!
Brittany: And in a tie for 1st place is Hank and Edyta and Tom and Kym both with 35 out of 40. (clips of Hank and Tom's dances shown)
Hank (confessional): (laughing) The funny thing is that I'm not really a good dancer!
Tom (confessional): (Kym is screaming with excitement; Tom does his own little groove) First place!? Are you kidding? Oh my god! I've got this thing down pat!
Leaderboard recap ends
Kendall: The support has been overwhelming! (audience cheers)
Brittany: Now, in no apparent order, let's reveal the first 5 couples who have been saved with the help of your votes, and 1 that has landed in the first bottom-three of the season.
Dramatic elimination theme music plays
Kendall: The first couple safe to dance next week is... (camera pan the couples) ...Cody and Julianne! (cheers; Julianne hugs Cody)
Brittany: The next couple safe to dance is... (camera pans couples) ...Sandra and Derek! (cheers; Sandra hugs Derek)
Kendall: Another couple safe to dance is... (camera pans couples) Tina and Louis! (cheers; Tina is in utter amazement)
Brittany: The fourth couple that's safe is... (camera pans couples) Rihanna and Val! (cheers; Rihanna is giddy)
Kendall: The fifth couple that's safe is... (camera pans couples) Zac and Peta! (cheers; Zac lifts Peta)
Brittany: Now, let's reveal the first couple in the bottom-three. That couple is... (camera pans couples) Arnold and Cheryl. (boos; Cheryl mouths something to Arnold, unamused)
Regular lighting returns
Kendall: Yikes! Good luck to Ahnold. Right now, our musical guest is here, singing her hit song, "Only Prettier", please welcome, Miranda Lambert! (major cheers)
Miranda Lambert performs "Only Prettier" while Julianne (who danced to the song as a Rumba last season with Keith Urban) and Derek dance to it dressed as cowboys/girls. The dance is filled with casual lifts.
Kendall: And, of course, great job Miss Lambert! She'll be back later to sing her biggest hit for us!
Brittany: Right now, we want to take a moment and remind you all to sign up for the guest judge competition for Season 5. All you need to do is guess the stars with the help of our crossword puzzle! It's so easy, a caveman can do it! (audience laughs)
Kendall: To try it, please go to http://dwtsgame4.weebly.com/crossword.html
Brittany: Right now, let's take a look at how the competition went down between our guys and girls, who never danced against each other before Wednesday night.
VT plays. We see clips from Weeks 1 and 2, and the guys and girls tell us handling their own sexes was competition enough, but now each of them is up against 17 other people. They all tell us the pressure is on!
Tom: To be honest, I don't feel that first place was a deserved spot for me. I thought that there were many other celebrities who should've been in my shoes. (audience applauds) I am so grateful that the judges felt that way, though.
Brittany: Aww. Modest, much? You definitely deserved it, though! Hank, you're describing yourself as a dark horse... Kendra did the same, with different results. What do you think you bring to the table that's different?
Hank: Well, I'm amazed that I'm doing so well with the judges. I think what I bring is that true athletic drive, which pushes me to do more and want more for myself. I guess I should pride myself on that. (audience laughs)
Brittany: You should! Tina, you've been saying that training has been hard on you, and yet, you overcome it and give us such entertaining performances like the one you did Wednesday. How?
Tina: Oh, boy. I really don't know what the hell you all think is so amazing about me. (audience laughs) The only way I can overcome it is with the help of my true inspiration, Master P. (audience laughs again) I watched a couple of his dances on YouTube and he showed me that with a little imagination and a little footwork, I could be a better dancer than him. And so far, it's working.
Brittany: We would hope so! Geez. (laughs) And Reese, you're partner, Tony, is coming fresh off of his win with Jennifer Aniston from last season... my season. (Brittany gives a stern look to camera; audience laughs) Do you think people may be setting your standards too high?
Reese: Haha, look who's mad about not winning! (Reese and Brittany crack up) I'm honored to have someone as great as Tony as my partner. I think what Jennifer brought to the show was something truly unique, and I really can't see myself repeating that. I'm trying my best though!
Brittany: And that's all we can ask for. Everyone except Tina, out to Kendall for some more results!
Brittany: (now with Kendall) The next couple safe is... (camera pans couples) ...TOM and KYM! (cheers; Kym squeals)
Kendall: The next safe couple is... (camera pans couples) ...Reese and Tony! (cheers; Reese hugs Tony)
Brittany: Another couple returning next week is... (camera pans couples) ...Lil Wayne and Nicole! (cheers; Nicole smiles)
Kendall: The fifth safe couple is... (camera pans couples) ...Cher and Maksim! (cheers; Cher smiles)
Brittany: And the next couple in the bottom-three is... (camera pans couples) ...Oprah and Alec. (major boos; Oprah has a blank expression)
Kendall: I'm so sorry, Brittany. Maybe another song by Miranda Lambert will make you feel better?
Brittany: I guess...
Kendall: Well then, here she is, singing her biggest hit, "White Liar". Please welcome back Miranda Lambert!
Miranda Lambert sings "White Liar" as Maksim and Cheryl dance to it dressed in silk outfits. They dance a very contemporary performance.
Kendall: Let's find out the fate of our remaining six couples. The next star safe from elimination is... (camera pans couples) ...Steve and Chelsie! (cheers; Steve gives a thumbs up to Kendall)
Brittany: Another star securing their spot in next week's competition is... (camera pans couples) ...Lady Gaga and Dmitry! (cheers; LG hugs Dmitry)
Kendall: The next safe couple is... (camera pans couples) ...Logan and Jeanine! (cheers; Jeanine smiles)
Brittany: Gettin' close here... The next safe star is... (camera pans couples) ...Katy and Mark! (cheers; Katy stumbles backwards with amazement)
Kendall: As you can see, we have 2 couples left up here, 2 spots left in the competition, and 1 spot left in the bottom-two. We will now call the name of the last couple that is safe from elimination. And they are... (camera pans Curtis and Zooey) ...Zooey and Damian! (cheers; Zooey is relieved)
Brittany: Which means Curtis and Anna will join Arnold and Oprah in the bottom-three. (audience boos; Anna gives a puppy dog face)
Brittany: Well, to distract you all from our diabolic plot to eliminate a couple of our stars, take a look at this interview with the DWTS band and singers.
VT runs. We see clips of members of DWTS band outside of the studio, and we finally dive into the personal lives of the 4 singers we see each and every show. The segment is a real exclusive deal.
Brittany: Where we crush dreams and take no mercy. (audience laughs)
Kendall: Arnold and Cheryl, Oprah and Alec, and Curtis and Anna have all found themselves in the first bottom-three of the season.
Brittany: This is obviously upsetting enough, so let's just get it over with.
Dramatic elimination music plays
Kendall: (camera goes to Arnold) Arnold and Cheryl. Arnold, your Jive was panned by the judges and recieved the lowest score of the night, and your lowest score overall. Has America given you a chance to redeem yourself next week?
Brittany: (camera goes to Oprah) Oprah and Alec. Oprah, despite being beloved by your fans, the judges haven't been on your side the past 2 weeks, and called your Tango a dissapointment. Has America backed you with their votes?
Kendall: (camera goes to Curtis) Curtis and Anna. Curtis, after a promising beginning 2 weeks ago, the judges were not feeling the love with your Jive on Wednesday. They even called it a let down. Were you given the chance to do better next week?
Kendall: (camera pans Arnold, Oprah, and Curtis) Arnold and Cheryl... Oprah and Alec... Curtis and Anna... On this third week of competition, the first couple with the lowest overall total and therefore leaving right now is...
Elimination music plays and camera pans in
Kendall: Arnold and Cheryl. (audience boos; Cheryl is very mad)
Brittany: Guys, come on down here and join us for the next elimination. (Arnold and Cheryl say goodbye and walk down to Brittany and Kendall)
Elimination music plays and camera pans in again
Brittany: Curtis and Anna. (major boos; Anna gasps and Curtis doesn't understand)
Kendall: Which means Oprah and Alec, you're safe. (small cheers; Oprah hugs Curtis as he and Anna walk down to join Arnold and a mad Cheryl)
Kendall: Arnold, your stay on the DWTSGame sure was a rocky one. Are you proud with the way you're leaving things?
Arnold: I wish I could be a part of your show for a longer time, but this is the beauty of the public, they always get their say. I am going to miss dancing with Cheryl, though.
Brittany: Cheryl? Final thoughts?
Cheryl: (aggrivated) Maybe next season will be better. I enjoyed our shortlived journey, Arnold. Good job.
Brittany: And Curtis! Aw man, are we gonna miss you and your good looks! What will you take away from the DWTSGame?
Curtis: I'll probably take away the cool costumes I got to wear. (audience laughs) No, it was really a special time for me. I appreciate being a part of it. Thank you so much, Anna. And good luck next week guys.
Kendall: Anna, you're in shock. Thoughts?
Anna: I am just amazed how someone as promising as Curtis could be eliminated so early on... We even got an 8 in Week 1. We may have f'ed up this week, but still, I am in so much shock... I'm going to miss Curtis so much! (standing ovation; Curtis and Anna hug, Anna starts crying)
Brittany: And I'm Brittany Brannon. Good night and thanks for watching.
Cast dances around Arnold and Curtis, credits roll, camera fades out